poloflavoredcleats: the-absolute-best-posts:  Submitted by nessastooshort Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Am I weird for wanting to lay on him like I lay on my dog?

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the-absolute-best-posts:

 Submitted by nessastooshort

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Am I weird for wanting to lay on him like I lay on my dog?
alisonnnizle: I think I will always have this mentality hahahaha.

alisonnnizle:

I think I will always have this mentality hahahaha.

Normal girl problems VS My problems...
  • Normal girls: He doesn't like me...
  • Me: lol I'm a potato
  • Normal girls: Relationship status- it's complicated
  • Me: I never met my boyfriends ha.
  • Normal girls: My boyfriend didn't call me...
  • Me: My boyfriends don't know I exist...
  • Normal girls: Ughh broke a nail.
  • Me: I lost a follower? Thats really nice of you.
  • Normal girls: I got betrayed by my best friend.
  • Me: My best friend took my theme? No, just no.
  • Normal girls: *Can't decide on what to wear*
  • Me: *Has trouble gaining followers*
  • Normal girls: My boyfriend is sexy.
  • Me: My boyfriends are homosexual.
ashliexnoele: What is this feeling? So sudden and new.

ashliexnoele:

What is this feeling? So sudden and new.

ariellealexia: Taken with instagram

ariellealexia:

Taken with instagram

-deadly: i sat here watching this for about 2 minutes just staring 

-deadly:

i sat here watching this for about 2 minutes just staring 

fuck-you-im-high: I fuckin love Siri:) hahaha (Taken with instagram)

fuck-you-im-high:

I fuckin love Siri:) hahaha (Taken with instagram)

brittanyalexis

brittanyalexis

Brittany Alexis.
You can call me Thugnificent,
Mystical Unicorn, whatever.
17.
Bari sax.